Hi. I'm a person. I do things. Also, I like things. I am entirely too scared to say the wrong thing and get the wolf pack that is tumblr set on me. Really, it shouldn't matter. But that's life though. It was lovely to meet you. Maybe you'll stay awhile.

blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

"why do black girls smack their lips and roll their necks all the time" idk why do white boys fuck their pets and shoot their classmates

(via swaggiesauceandyolos)

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via notsogoodatgoodbye)

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glowcloud:

"gay ppl cant have kids"

  1. trans people exist (aka there are gay couples who can reproduce via intercourse)
  2. sperm donors
  3. surrogacy
  4. adoption
  5. further advances in stem cell research are making it possible to turn bone marrow into a sperm substitute, among other things
  6. dont talk to me dont talk to yourself dont talk ever again

(via 9uy7)

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hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING ME FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

(via 9uy7)

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flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of


it scares me that the depression one is so cold

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

it scares me that the depression one is so cold

(via 9uy7)

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nishikinkeiji:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

jdmookami:

sixpenceee:

The Sound of Silence is a horror games that dynamically adapts to a person’s greatest fear. It will deliver a different experience to each player. The game is said to be released in early 2014.

You can view the full concept idea of it here: X

I wish to play this game. Like right now. No one knows my deepest fears, not even me. This shall be good

^^^ 

THIS

I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS MESSAGE

I want the game so bad.

(via 9uy7)

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patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

(via 9uy7)

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via 9uy7)

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